Leicester chum David lives at Groby near Leicester (hence his title "Leicester Chum"!)
Maidstone is a problem.
There are three stations:-
So the four possible public transport "nodes" are at four corners of a slightly deformed rectangle with the Chequers bus station beside the Mall shopping centre being, arguably, the most central.
So which station is best for a bus to Vinters Park Crematorium? Indeed IS there a bus to Vinters Park Crematorium; and is Vinters Park a park? Back to the confuser.
It used to be a private house in substantial grounds in 1890.
If only it were so easy.