Sunday, 26 July 2026

Sunday Variety

Andy Goes "Green" - Not!


Andy took a bit of stick in the Conservative press for using an executive jet to get to Manchester for the first manifestation of his No 10 Of The North project.
Could he have "just got the train".

Probably not on Thursday evening after the Commonwealth Games (Economy Pack) opening ceremony closed. The Channel 5 broadcast ended at 2205 and a slow overnight train was all that was on offer. He could have left the ceremony early, but that would be seen as a snub to Glasgow, a snub to Scotland and a snub to the 2.7 billion population if the Commonwealth.

A sort of super snub!

Remember when Rishi left the D-day do early?
But Andy could have caught an early train on Friday.

What he would have found was several options all at different fares.

You would guess such minutiae would not be of any budgetary concern for a PM, but it might open his eyes as to the need for a proper Great British Railways with consistent fares.

You might also guess that a PM would travel First Class where the single fares are even more ridiculous.

Not just ridiculous because of the mega bucks demanded for some journeys, but laughably ridiculous because of the difference between fares for the same journey.
Crackpot!

Now Andy would need to be accompanied by his Security Team ...
... always subtly understated; and maybe a few advisers. 

The alternative would be to travel with his head heavily bandaged ...
... H G Wells ' Invisible Man' style. 

Assuming this was deemed to provocative, security-wise, there would have been several First Class fares to buy!

But would still be cheaper than a jet, at ...
... currently in offer on line.

No doubt H M Govt would get a substantial "frequent user" discount, plus treble Air Miles and "free" drinks and nibbles, of course.

Surely Andy should have let the train take the strain?

Docklands Development Part 2
Look at the Carto map extract!
There is plenty to see. 

The historic train service ran from Stratford (off map, north) via Canning Town and Custom House to North Woolwich. Its replacement Docklands route follows the Silvertown Tramway (a freight line) ...
... before diverting via London City Airport and plunging under the Thames to the real (south) Woolwich.

Also we see the DLR via Custom House which continues to Beckton and, one day, may reach Thamesmead. Also at Custom House there is the Elizabeth Line line, also to Woolwich and on to Abbey Wood.

Entering lower left is the Jubilee Line to Stratford and the overpriced Cable Car from nowhere very significant across the Thames to nowhere very significant on the Greenwich sticky out bit.

So where will the new Thames Wharf DLR station be?

Hard to tell except that it will be between Canning Town and West Silvertown - somewhere near the Silvertown Tunnel's northern portal.
That "Wharf" might be the site of the historic 'Thames Wharf' which is graciously donating its name to the new DLR station.

Because the area is either 'blasted heath' or industrial land awaiting 'repurposing', Google maps presents a challenge. Also bear in mind that Google Maps is not (whisper it quietly) always up-to-date.

Let us c what fbb can c!

Google Earth shows us the (unfinished) entrance to the now-open Silvertown Tunnel, top left ...
... and West Silvertown DLR station bottom right.

Then we were able to read this yesterday.

a gap in the viaduct due west of the western end of Royal Victoria Dock, between Canning Town and West Silvertown stations - was passively safeguarded for a future station. 

fbb does not think that DLR trains have been plunging through the gap in the viaduct to complete destruction. That would have been in all the papers!

Open Street Map may have a clue.
There, near the tunnel portal, is a bit if Docklands track that is coloured differently. 

Could this be the 'gap in the viaduct'? The "Ian Visits" blog has an early map ...
.... which looks about right. The dotty line at the new station is the Silvertown Tunnel.

So what can we see on Google Streetview?

Not a lot! 

That is because the under-construction Silvertown Tunnel just confuses everything, including fbb; but we can look east and see the cable car ...
... and, looking west, we can see the DLR veering a little further south. In that gap on the right ...
...is where the Silverown Tunnel mouth is now to be found.

If we look North on Google Earth we may be able to spot a change in the earth formation on the DLR. Does it look like ...
... a possible Thames Wharf station site? Well now, if we spin round and look south ...
... we can clearly see a "gap in the viaduct" where the new station will be built.

You saw it first on an fbb blog!

P.S. In case you wondered. This is the Sikvertown Tunnel north portal from road level.
The big blue-green flower pot is the control tower.

Wot No Eccles?
Pictures of Goon Show characters are rare as it was a programme in the steam radio. The above recreates some imagined charters. From left to right we have the sophisticated Herrcules Grytpype Thynne, the blustering Major Denis Bloodnok and, of course, the intellectually challenged Eccles.

Or here is Eccles tram terminus, Greater Manchester.
But fbb's Eccles is neither if these. If a cream cake contains cream, a currant bun contains currants and a chocolate eclair is smothered in chocolate, you would assume an eccles cake would be filled with "eccles ".
The one fbb bought as a Saturday tea time treat ...
... wasn't!

It was almost completely bereft of 'eccles'. fbb counted eight currants and that was all.

It's back to a jam doughnut next week.

Tomorrow we return to a Bargain Basement blog.

 Next Commuter Coach blog : Mon 27 July 

Saturday, 25 July 2026

Saturday Variety

Bargain Basement By Bus?

The Bus Bargain item will now appear as part of Monday's blog.

Or Train?

More, please!
Funding is questioned again. 

Unfortunately it is not quite what it seems according to Gareth from The Telegraph. You and me might expect an offer like this from all the Nationalised railway companies. After all, we are all Great British Railways.

Heidi says so!
And it will get better ...
... even the barriers will be branded!
Corporate identity rules!

So what about this offer of a £1 fare for the kiddies.
So it looks like all the nationalised train companies are behaving like the privatised train companies they used to be ...
... and doing their own thing!

As usual!

       Great       
      British      
 Fragmented 
     Railways   
Good, innit!

If GBR is to succeed, it needs to be more of a "proper" nationally owned and operated network, not just a collection of the old operating companies answerable to H M Government rather than shareholders - and painted in a garish livery!

Opportunity missed?

Great British Horse Tram
Most readers will be familiar with the only Horse Tram service in the British Isles. It is at Douglas on the Isle of Man.

But in 2019 part if the line was closed to facilitate improvements to the esplanade.
The section, from a "temporary" terminus at Villa Marina ...
... to Sea Terminal, ceased operation.
The good news is that the politicians of Man have found the funding to rebuild and reopen the missing bit.
Well done Tim Crookall, infrastructure minister.

Docklands Development
This was Thames Wharf.
Due east of 'The Dome' and just across the Thames we see a scar of cleared land that was once riverside docklands.
The docks are long gone and the blasted heath will become something like this ...
... lookimg west towards The Dome.

Here is what Wikipedia tells us:-

As part of the construction of the London City Airport extension in the mid 2000s, a gap in the viaduct due west of the western end of Royal Victoria Dock, between Canning Town and West Silvertown stations - was passively safeguarded for a future station. Development was restricted by safeguarding for the future river crossing, and the area is surrounded by brownfield and industrial sites.

In the 2010s, a new Thames river crossing was announced - the Silvertown Tunnel. Following the completion of the tunnel in 2025, around 5,000 homes will be built on the site, and a new DLR station would be constructed. As part of the 2018 budget, the Chancellor announced funding for the DLR to support this and other development in the Royal Docks. Funding for the station was put on hold in June 2021.

So a potential new station for the Docklands Light Railway is planned.

More tomorrow.

Say It With Flowers
Any train "launch" in India seems to involve decorating the front end of the rolling stock with extensive floral garlands.
No doubt the UK Health and Safety spoil sports would find some spurious reason why it couldn't be done here. 

How about a display of red, white and blue roses ...
... to adorn the next GBR EMU PR "do".

Maybe Heidi could dress appropriately?
Maybe just a smidgen too much?

How Much?
Check the spec!
And Emma Chizzit?
And here is the actual preserved 'Blackmore Vale'.
But the model is too pricey for most and probably too valuably to actually run on a layout. Perhaps most of these Black Label models will sit, unused, in a posh display cabinet?

fbb prefers cheap and cheerful, then it doesn't matter too much if it falls on the floor and bits break off!

 Next Variety blog : Sunday 26th July 

Friday, 24 July 2026

Burnham's Bargain Basement

 Other Bargains Are Available

Andy's first cost of living announcement caused both excitement and eager anticipation, as did his carrot help out for the hospitality trade.
Bus watchers are pleased that the £3 cap in fares will revert to a £2 cap.
Despite the hype from King Burnham and his chums, these goodies will not compensate for the fuel price increases caused by Mr Trump's bellicose bombardment of Iran.

fbb is not a party political animal, recognising that his lifetime (so far) has seen a steady parade of postulating politicos who have made very little difference to your elderly blogger's lengthy lifeline.

In the UK we tend to go for middle-of-the-road politics, celebrating each election with a nice cup of tea and very little in the way of aspiration.

Political commentators and opposition parties are generally dismissive of Andy's approbation-anticipating announcements. Comments usually begin with "how is it to be funded?".
"Re-prioritising" seems to mean "spending other money on this rather than something else". Isn't that blindingly obvious, Andy?

In fact Burnham's bonus beneficence is small change in the big-number realm of G B Limited's finances.

Non Burnham Bargains (1)
Mr Khan Spends Money He Hasn't Got!
As ever, Mr Khan has wrapped a bus in sticky-backed plastic!
The London Press is excited but a bit too voluble in its circumlocutory explanation.

Sounds interesting?
Explain, please?

Thankfully, Transport for London does explain.
So, weekends and Bank Holidays.

As usual, it is not valid on Underground, Overground or Network Rail. But, at £1.75,  excellent value for a bus and tram nurdle.

Equally Interestung?
Hmmm?

Age reduction for the summer? Or, perhaps, full availability at peak times Monday to Friday.
Tell us more.
FREE buses for the Summer? Wow!

Unfortunately for most people ...
... it is for the kiddies only!

Despite the headline and picture ...
... and its potentially misleading text, it will NOT apply to London ...
... where kiddies already go free.

But the deal will make a measurable difference to hard pressed families seeking to entertain their offspring during the seemingly never-ending summer hols.

Tomorrow, we look at a forthcoming 'bargain' long distance coach service.

Remember Invuctaway?
Well, our featured service is different in many ways!

Remember This?
A busted ladder for a Hornby 100 ton TEA tank wagon. fbb tried to glue the bits together ...

... and failed! The ladder is in tension as fitted, and tension was not good for the join. So it unjoined!

The bodge became messy glue-wise ...
... and a bit of a clean-up is needed. The other end is fine.
Fortunately, large tank wagons are displayed end-on at a slight angle in fbb's burgeining collectioh, so you won't see the messy bit!

Here, all three Hornby varieties sit comfortably in fbb's display.
The horror is that the shiny year 2000 wagon shows a horribly distorted picture of fbb taking the picture! Not nice!

 Next Bargain blog : Saturday 25th July