Monday, 13 July 2026

Monday Variety

An fbb Crisis!

Absolutely not; fbb has not flipped his lid and become an avid viewer of 'The Teletubbies". If it had been Balamory or The Magic Roundabout, maybe the old man would be watching.

But that grinning sun was simply too scary for your aged blogger.
This snippet of variety has little to do with public transport, but a lot to do with elderly incompetence.

On Tuesday last, fbb set about setting up the set, ready for sets, so Mrs fbb would not miss something stunning while she was at a Zoom meeting. The keypad ...
... was full of liquid! 

One thing fbb has learned in the 60 or so years he has espoused modern technology is that wet keypads don't work.

And it didn't.

So there was an urgent need for a replacement. One for £2.99 seemed a bargain ...
... but it had differently coloured buttons. So did an "official" Samsung version at £11.95.
Well, three of the buttons looked similar. In the end, fbb went for one at £6.99 (but with £4.50 postage) with all the buttons the same. To get it as quickly as possible fbb arranged for delivery to the Post Office just down the road.

He then set up laptop and spare tv so Mrs could watch her giff-gaff heroes with no interruption of service.

On checking the laptop, fbb noticed a message thus, "do you still want your Samsung keypad?"

In an abject panic and fearful of Mrs fbb's disappointment if he failed, fbb clicked on the equivalent of "Yes, absolutely" to confirm his order. But which order?

Just on the off-chance, he also checked the engulphed electronic equipment which he had laid in the sun on the back fence.

It worked perfectly!

So, by the end of Wednesday, you guessed of course, fbb had THREE keypads for the one telly; and had spent (wasted?) over £20.

Then he splashed neat bleach on a brand new T shirt!

Puzzle Picture
The buses are from Todmorden, a small Pennine community ...
... nestling near the border between Yorkshire and Lancashire.

Todmorden buses were run by a "Joint Omnibus Committee" (JOC), a cunning plan by the municipality to prevent railway bus companies from sucking away the proud Council's passengers.

And their money. 

Decisions were taken jointly by the Council and the train companies, later British Railways. Part of the fleet was owned by BR!

There were THREE other JOCs, namely Sheffield ...
.... Huddersfield ... 
... and Halifax. 
In those three cases the JOC ran country and inter-urbam services.

Exterior Excellence
The original Peterville Quarry line was developed on a baseboard just outside the fbb's back door. But it was always an indoor layout which happened to be 'en plein air'! It survived some 'interesting' meteorological manifestations.
In the August edition of Railway Modeller (RM) we have a "proper" outdoor layout. Such a scheme is often nominally at ground level and using real plants as its scenery.

Here is part of the RM track plan.
It cals itself a "Junction"  but it isn't. It is a large set of loops!
Usually, such layouts eschew huge quantities of detailed and scale scenery merely providing their owners with the delight of watching long trains running through genuine countryside. Visitors can easily ignore the fact that the vegetation is like John Wyndham's triffids!
It's the trains they have come to see!
What intrigues fbb, however, is how many outdoor layout builders use adapted proprietary models - because they are weather proof.
The Airfix/Dapol footbridge often appears. Here is a collage of THREE kits at Daws Heath.
Purists might be picky at the switchback journey required by a 4mm passenger making his way over the construction's full width.

You don't often see one of these on any layout, indoor or out ...
... it is just too big!

The railway gardener has raised his Triang/Hornby suspension bridge on taller pillars ...
... to take the single track over a water feature.
There is no pointwork on the layout, so trains just loop their allocated loop. The only siding is at the main "junction" station.

 Next Sprinter blog (plus?) : Tues 14th July 

Sunday, 12 July 2026

Sunday Variety

 A Trip To The Holiday Island

It was in 1958 that a 13 year old fbb first had a holiday on the Isle of Wight. Later the fbb family moved there and ultimately retired from there to Seaton in 2013. Most years since they have continued to visit.

Postcards of the Island's "Wonders" were common, usually with six groan-worthy claims! Some cards inflated to seven and the above was typical of eight!

But fbb's biggest excitement was to see open top buses for the first time. Sadly, he was not allowed off-site to try them out until he became one of the leadership team.

Southern Vectis made much of route 42 from Yarmouth to Alum Bay ..
... but the sea views were quite limited until you got to Alum Bay itself when the bus climbed up from the Tourist grot to the Needles Battery.

For far more sea views, the best ride was from Sandown Zoo on route 47 ...
.... through Sandown and Shanklin ...
... then over the hill to Ventnor.
The ride concluded at the Botanic Gardens.

It is many a long year since the 47 (or renumbered clones) ran, although a modified 42 still does the Alum Bay run.

Ventnor was always fbb's favourite Island town. Its narrow streets tumbled down steep hills to pier and esplanade. Sadly, due to inherent geological instability, many Ventnor properties really did tumble down those hills!

And they still do!
But it was an on-line article about one building in the town centre that has remained stable.

The article refers to the possible demolition of Ventnor bus station!

This is Ventnor bus station ...
... or it was

Buses pulled in off the eastern end of Albert Street ...
... and performed a tricky reverse to extricate themselves from the head-in stands.
The bus station is no more.

Here is Open Street Map.
The demolition possibility concerns Ventnor Coach Station opposite the western end of Albert Street.
The premises were the depot for Nash's coaches ...
... with the older picture below showing the edifice with the blue bay windows from the more recent picture.
Southern Vectis absorbed the Nash business and rebuilt the property to provide a Ventnor garage, an enquiry office (remember them?) and a departure point for tours and long distance coach services.

It has been disused and closed up for years.
It would appear that the property's new owners have successfully applied for Planning Permission to board up the frontage. ..
... while decisions on future plans are made.
So another on-line news "maybe" is on offer here.

There is now only one part of Southern Vectis historic infrastructure that is recognisably much the same. The depot ...
... and palatial offices at Nelson Road, Newport are still in use.
Just!

A Trip To The Theatre
Readers may remember the mindless vandalism of a model railway exhibition on the eve of its opening.

Trade stands ...
... and precious layouts ...
... were cruelly destroyed.
This was seven years ago.

Currently a play is being presented telling the whole story.
The show is at Nottingham Playhouse until 25th July.
Might be worth a trip?

Antipodean Anschluss?
Perhaps not the most appropriate alliteration in view of History?

But here is a new bus recently ordered by Diamond.
It presages the news that an Australian bus builder is invading the UK.
Here are some of its products which you may see at a bus stop near you very soon (?).
fbb does not think that Andy has ordered any. His successor might!
The single deck is the basis for the Diamond order.
fbb doesn't think Diamond will be having the huge luggage cage and the offside (?) door.

Puzzle Picture
Name the operator.
It was one of four, so for a bonus, name the other three!

  Next Variety blog : Monday 13th July