Monday, 29 June 2026

Weekend Variety (Monday)

 Here Is A Coffee Pot

It is, surprisingly, a pot made for serving coffee. It is, in essence, a can with handle, lid and spout. Its shape is, broadly, vertical.

According to "Trackside" (a magazine which specialises in railway preservation) ...

... This Is A Coffee Pot
All together now, "Oh No It Isn't!" It is a small saddle tank locomotive that looks nothing like any coffee pot fbb has met in his travels. It is very sweet.
fbb is qiite prepared to accept that some people call it a Coffee Pot, but he has never been served coffee from anything remotely like this blue beauty.

This Is A Real Coflee Pot
It worked as a shunter at Seaham Dock ...
... in County Durham.
Others exist as static museum exhibits.
Will any manufacturer be making one for OO scale? fbb reckons you could mount a small electric motor vertically in the coffee pot itself!

And Talking Of China ...
.... more rubbish from on line!

But fbb has corrected the national rail logo on his Optics Valley map!
Better!

And a high speed commuter train is launched.
160 kph is almost exactly !00 mph! Don't expect to see anything quite like this on the former Southern suburban lines in London. A few bends would need straightening first!

However, the National Rail classs 700 series ...
... also has a maximum speed of 160 kph/100 mph which makes the Chinese snippet far less newsworthy!

Something Special
This is the front cover of 'Enterprise', the members-only magazine of The Isle of Wight Bus Museum.
The FLF has just been refurbished and outshopped in National Bus Company leaf green. Cheekily your old bloke blogger decided to attack the cover screenshot with his tablet's clever software.

The result is even more magnificent.
But, have you spotted something even more special?

Most Lodekas and FLFs were delivered with bog standard black 'rubber' surrounds to seal glass into the window apertures.
For a while, body builder, Eastern Coach Works, began using cream 'rubber'. Whether the cream stuff was more expensive than black, or maybe it deteriorated in the sun. So, often, cream was replaced with black.

This United Counties VR has a mixture.
As part its refurbishment, the IoW Bus Museum sourced a stock of the cream, thus bringing their FLF back to its as-delivered standard.

Well done, the lads!

The results are magnificent.

The cream 'rubber' also looked great with poppy red!

Hundred Tons : Heavy Tanks
fbb realised that he did not have a bogie TEA class tank wagon supplied by Hornby in his extensive collection. True, he had bought the Beatles version ...
... as an example of the silliness that infuriates 'serious' modellers. fbb is a little more realistic in his attitude. If Hornby can make money selling silly liveries, it might keep the company afloat to the benefit of those seeking accuracy rather than 'toys'.

So when fbb saw a shiny silver version of the TEA tank (by Hornby), he was interested, thinking that the only other shiny tank wagon in his vast collection was the Dapol "silver bullet".
So he quickly bought the silver Hornby!

O foolish one. In his excitement (?) he did not look carefully at what he was buying.

It is another unrealistic fake livery ...
... being Hornby's "year" model for 2000, the year when the world celebrated 1999 years of calendar history. The true mathmatical millennium happened in year 2001, ignored by all!

So the collectoin is still missing an accurate livery on what is a somewhat inaccurate Hornby model.
The bogies are very basic with some blobs if yellow paint ...
... and the complexity of the gubbins under the tank is reduced to three simlplistic cylindrical "things".
These 'features' are the same for all Hornby livery varuatiins!

Ironically, the more realistic liveried tankers are more expensive, second hand, than the two silly 'toys' that himself has recently purchased.

In a future blog, he will contrast and compare Hornby with the plethora  of similar models from many other suppliers.

But, next, the old and nearly recovered codger will look at repurposing our railway infrastructure.

  Next recycling blog : Tuesday 30th June 

Sunday, 28 June 2026

Weekend Variety (Sunday)

 Two Men In Their Mid Sixties

Julien (above) and Peter (in drag, below) ...
... were keen members of the fbb's Crusader Bible group (in Sheffield) from about 55 years ago to their departure to further education. There has been contact with Peter spasmodically over the years but Julien had dropped off the radar. 

They arrived at fbb mansions at 1245 yesterday and left at 1700.

It would be fair to say that both have strayed from the path of Faith, but the spooky thing was how quickly the chat restored the friendship and mutual respect of those long years past.

It was a joy to hear how much they had appreciated those long-off days.

The fbb's will pray that, somewhere in the free-flowing nostalgia, a spark of memory may re-ignite their Christian interest.

As Rene Descartes ...
... (1596 to 1659) once said, "Inside every human is a God shaped hole that only God can fill."

Weather Getting Cooler, So ...
... just as temperatures were dropping, South Yorkshire PTE withdrew all Supertram services on Friday afternoon.

How Much?
You could do a lot of Public Transport improvements for £73 Million.

fbb reckons that the good folk of West Yorkshire could advise Tracy the Mayor ...
... entirely free of charge.

First Bus Faring Better?
When fbb worked for Southern Vectis, it used to be said that the Managing Director would decide how much profit to show in the year-end accounts. Then it was the job of the Finance Director to produce a set of accounts to show that desired result.

Corporate accounts can often involve a dose of financial necromancy!

Please understand, this is not an accusation of dishonesty, merely a reminder that accountancy is a skilled art more than an exact science!

So how fares First Bus?
Hmmm?

It is not that long ago that bus companies were getting rid if their coach businesses like they were a toxic disease. Now all the bigger groups seem to be snaffling up coach firms like they were a huge money spinner.

Really?

Aren't Computers Wonderful?
Apparently not in Germany!
As the song says ...

Every nation in creation has its favourite train
France is famous for Ouigo, in Germany it's ICE.
Turkey has a luxury train 
that crosses many a Turkish plain
Russians go for distance. They all love their IT.
German expresses may be roaring
With a boomalacka zoomalacka whee
But there isn't any thrill
when the the trains stand still
Everything stops with IT.
A driver out in the country
So bereft of his usual glee
Has to stop his train and simply wait
Making every passenger late
Everything stops with IT.

Should there have been a back-up?
Keine Vorsprung Durch Technik
There Will Be A Back-Up!

For Lovers Of Tank Wagons ...
Would you buy either of these?
If not, what's wrong with them?

Would this one be more acceptable?
This is a real one, NOT a model.
More tomorrow.

 Next Variety blog : Monday 29th June 

Saturday, 27 June 2026

Convalescent Cartography (2)

 Did fbb Say 'Easy'?

Remember this? It is a 'public artwork' dominating Central Square at Optics Valley, Wuhan (China). Below is what it looks like in Google Earth!
And that is Google Earth set to '3D'! The further east you travel on the map, the less helpful it becomes.
This purports to be a main road and the site of a Monorail station ...
... which it very much isn't.

After many a long scroll, your determined blogger has found both the Dangle car station and the tram stop at which a theoretical connection can be made.
The huge Monorail station is upper right, the tram stop is lower left. In theory this is what the 'interconnection' of the two modes looks like ...
... which hardly matches the Google Earth view.

Clearly Google is either of very poor quality or, maybe, just hopelessly out of date. It was not much help to fbb.

Despite these challenges, fbb was able to add tram stops on Line 2 (RED) at least as far as the non-interchange with the Monorail.
Progress!

But the rest of the red tram seemed impossible. 
The tram diagram notes the interchange ...
... but gives no name to the Metro Line 11 stop. So we cannot know exactly where the interchange happens.

Whilst waiting for inspiration, fbb started on some cosmetic work, Firstly, lines need to be at the right angle (using a right angle or 45 degrees), assisted by fbb's patent angle adjuster ...
... so much simpler than using facilities within the drawing software. You just drag the lines a smidgen to match the grid.

Seemples!

Then the corners need to be rounded. So fbb makes a set of rounded corners ...
... then splits the join at the 90 degree bend ...
... drops a 'corner' in and rejoins the lines.
He also has 135 degree corners!
Again, seemples! You don't need sophisticated and over-engineered software to draw a passable map.

Then your aged blogger remembered that Wikipedia has separate articles on each Metro Line. That for Line 11 gives is the other half of the Tram and Metro connection.
fbb can now complete the map.
Then he found out about Metro Line 9!
It fitted in qute nicely, albeit with a tweak of geography - it should be a straight line.

But your cunning cartographer had got it wrong. Metro Line 9 will pass through the Optics Valley Square interchange, NOT as shown above.

Things needed  stretching a bit to make it all work ...
,,, but that gave a bit more space for the terminal loop of Tram Line 1.  O.K., the corners are to a smaller radius, but you cannot have everything. So here is the revised Line 9, now fine!
Here is the full map in a form which can be downloaded and printed, if you are keen enough.
fbb is not sure whether the southbound extension of Tram Line 1 has happened yet. It does not appear on the video we saw yesterday despite its scope taking us to 2028 plus.

Did you spot the "Japan Railways" logo at their stations?
It should, of course be a Chinese Railways logo! Maybe the heat finally got to fbb?
The national rail services need much more research. Again the one map that comes up on-line is ALL in Chinese text.

Absolutely no chance whatsoever!

Medical Report
It is three weeks since fbb was released from Hospital with a warning from Matron and Doc that recovery would "take time". No actual time scale was quoted. But fbb is very nearly back to his aged and creaky normal. Next week is preparation and delivery for the fbbs' Fellowship Meetings which may be a bit of a challenge.
But the plan is to go ahead as normal but with extra care.

  Next Weekend Variety blog : Sunday 28 June