Sunday, 13 September 2026

Sunday Variety

Berlin Double Decker Underground

Yes it is utterly fake! One comment writer explains why.

Immerhin oben keine Türen für die Hochbahnsteige :-) , aber Scheinwerfer für den Luftraum.

So now we know!

Although this one is ludicrously obvious, the internet is full of fake photos and manipulated infirmation. Not all are easy to spot as fakes.

How about this, purporting to be operating in China?

We are not told how the cars, currently being overtaken (literally!) by the (?) train, manage to jump over the tracks. The train track does not exist behind the "unit". Perhaps it lays its own tracks, then picks up the rails after it has run over them?

Just plain silly!

Some News Snippets
Faster on Southern?
Sadly for commuters, but happily for those intermediate stations which will lose a train, it is only one peak journey in each direction, Monday to Friday.
Big Deal!

New Rubber Bands Fitted!
How long has it been?

Longer than you think!

Production of the trains began in December 2020, and the first train arrived at the Beckton depot in January 2023. In February 2023, the name of the trains was revealed to be B23 Stock. 

Live testing commenced in March 2023, with trains running during normal operating hours but without passengers. In June 2024, TfL announced that the introduction of the new trains was delayed, after experiencing "challenges" during testing. 

In February 2025, the majority of the new trains were being stored in Spain – as there was no available space to accommodate them at the Beckton depot, after expansion works were delayed when the Buckingham Group collapsed into administration in 2023.

In March 2025, testing of trains resumed, with TfL noting that 40 of the new trains had been completed. In August 2025, new trains began daytime testing, with a planned entry into service later in 2025.

But they ddn't!

There are a lot of fingers crossed at DLR HQ, at Transport for London HQ, at the Department of Transport, in Heidi Alexanders office and entourage of advisers; AND at ...

... Bessain in Basque Country.

That's a whole lot of mess, a huge amount of non-productive money and a vast number of dislocated fingers!

Why can't the UK buy trains that work? Why can't the UK companies make trains that work and are delivered on time!

Oh, they can, but the Spanish chappies offered to do a cheaper job.

QED!

Some Good News
Station Openings and Timeline
December 15, 2024: Initial launch of the line with services starting at Ashington and Seaton Delaval.
March 17, 2025: Newsham station opened.
October 19, 2025: Blyth Bebside station opened.
February 22, 2026: Northumberland Park station opened, providing a direct interchange with the Tyne and Wear Metro.
March 29, 2026: Bedlington station opened, completing the six-station route. 
fbb cannot quite match the news headline to the facts listed above, but however you look at it this reopening has been a huge success.
All stations are now open so the passenger numbers will continue to grow,
Here are the detailed statistics,
Passenger Growth Milestones
First 3 Months: Crossed 250,000 journeys.
8 Months (August 2025): Reached 500,000 journeys.
1 Year (December 2025): Surpassed 920,000 journeys.
January 2026: Officially topped 1 milliion.

Original Estimate: The initial business case from Northumberland Council projected about 600,000 passengers by the end of 2025.
Flix Flexes Its Muscles
Flix Train has ordered more trains with a view to expanding its open access services in Europe. More expansion is planned for Germany.
Eurostar is Frit
Tricky Dicky's reputation is well known!
Everyone says that competition is a good thing for "The Industry", except when it is competition against them!
Steps Sits Back In Amazement
The biggest shock news has broken recently from the Railway Industry, the biggest for months and months.
Thameslink is going to replace its hard and uncomfortable "ironing board" seats on all its Class 700 trains.
Only it isn't!
That would be horrendously expensive.
After a whole year's experimentation and consultation with passengers protesting about potentially painful posteriors, Thameslink is keeping the seats exactly the same ...
... but making the cover on the ironing boards just a little bit thicker.
Big deal!
Let There Be Light Part 2
Might these be the answer to the castle lights too bright sight?
Or will it just be the last straw for fbb's Bodge and Fudge approach?
More in due course.
 Next Gnats (?) blog: Monday 14th Sept 

Saturday, 12 September 2026

Saturday Variety

Trains : They've Got 'Em At Cottam
But not yet!

Cottam?

fbb is rapidly assuming the alter ego of Marvin, The Paranoid Android; but with a brain only slightly smaller than the size of a planet.
[For the utterly befuddled, Marvin is a key character in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"; thoroughly depressed at every turn of the plot.]

fbb did not know where Cottam could be found.

It is a suburb of Preston, Lancashire, and will be getting a brand new railway station now that finance has been agreed. The artist's impression includes crude representations of two class 153 one-car diesel units that will not be serving the station.

Have a read of the promotional blurb available on-line.
Another artist's impression shows two four car units passing at the platforms.
So where is it?
The Preston to Blackpool line crosses east to west at the foot of the Google Earth extract above. Closer inspection shows a track joining two north south roads ...
... and a sketch map supports the aerial view.
The two roads that will provide access are Lea Road ...
... and Sidgreaves Lane.

The official name of the station will be Cottam Parkway.
There are those 153s again!

It is not yet clear which of the five trains that will pass through Cottam Parkway every hour will actually stop there.
fbb would guess TWO of the trains to Blackpool North each hour plus the one all stops service to Blackpool South.
Cottam lies between Preston and Salwick.

Trolley Without A Lid!
In his recent blogs, fbb mentioned the 'unique' Bournemouth open top trolley bus. Indeed, he discovered a picture of three of these beauties in their depot.
More information, please. Needless to say, the interwebnet obliges.

Fleet Details

Originall Built as conventiinal closed top: 1935

Conversion Year: 1958

Base Vehicle: Pre-war Sunbeam MS2 double-deck chassis with Park Royal bodies.

Fleet Numbers: Numbered 200, 201, and 202.

Operation: Used for summer circular tours (Route 39) and scenic coastal routes.

Withdrawal: All three were withdrawn by 1964. Bus No. 202 survives today as the world's only working open-top trolleybus, preserved at the East Anglia Transport Museum.
To be pedantic, they were not 100% open top. As well as essential framework to carry the trolley poles, there was a small lid to keep prying hands away from the high voltage tackle. 
No matter, it never rained in beautiful Bournemouth.
Well, hardly ever!

Tee Hee, See A TGV?
Readers may remember the orange livery of the early Trains a Grande Vitesse, a k a the ground breaking T G V units.
Later liveries followed the T G V Atlantique style ...
... rather dull in comparison.

And here we have the French equivalent of  a Ford Transit. It is, ooh la la, zut alors ...
... Le Renault Master. Odd, is it not, that when the French want to emphasise the trendiness of their products, they give them an English name!

So how come a Master can become a T G V!

Answer; stick a nose extension on your van ..
... and paint it appropriately.

Formidable! (said with an exagygersted and badly-done French accent, of course!)

Even better, add a similar nose, paint it orange and stick a pastiche if that black bit of electrical gubbins on the roof.
Hmmm?

Would that extra sticky-out bit be legal?

Astounding Warnings ...
... from expensive studies
Amazing perception!

And an even better conclusion.
Where would we be without the skill set of the many research projects that so motivate progress in the bus industry?

Who would have thought it: buses need to be reliable if they are to provide a viable service.

Such wisdom!

Let There Be Light
fbb has been adding lights to the new bit of Peterville Castle.
Pretty, innit?

But. in the gloaming the exposed LEDs are too bright - meaning the lighting inside the buildings is hardly visible.
They are strings of LEDs, so you cannot dim some - in fact dimming LEDs in any way is tricky, and quite beyond your less than punctilious modeller.

He needs the advice of his modelling mentors, Bill Bodge and Fred Fudge.

The promised gnats item will appear in Monday. Like so many things in our crazy transport industry, it got too involved for a "variety" snippet!

 Next Variety blog - Sunday 13th Sept 

Friday, 11 September 2026

1, 1A, 1B, 1C, See : BCT & more More (4)

Lets see 1 No. 3 : 1C
 
New route (badly - fbb comments!) explained..


The 1c is the new bus link to get you to Somerford, for Sainsburys and Stewarts Garden Centre. Buses will run every hour Monday to Saturday and every 2 hours on Sundays and Bank Holidays.

If you'd like to travel to Christchurch and Bournemouth, great news, you have two buses every hour throughout the day. However, each journey will go in opposite directions, so you may need to catch the bus on the other side of the road.

If you are catching the bus in Mudeford, one bus per hour will run in a clockwise route around Mudeford, direct to Christchurch. The other bus will go anticlockwise via Somerford and Hunt Road meaning you will need to catch the bus on the opposite side of the road - this bus will still take you to Christchurch.

The 1C was a Yellow Buses route number ...

... but when MoreBus rescued Bournemouth from the collapse of the Yellows, it was numbered just plain 1.
The 1 was shown in a joint timetable with the 1B, both via Tuckton to Christchurch only.
1Cs returned, as one sees, in 2023.

The route, again just as far as Christchurch, was trolleybus route 21; seen here turning right at Pokesdown station ...
.
.. and on its way back to town on Tuckton Bridge.
Short workings to Southbourne (only) were route 22.
Trolleys terminating at Southbourne lurked in Belle View Crescent ...
... before returning to the town.
MoreBus 1C goes way beyond Christchurch. Buses go alternate ways round a large loop ...
... as with this timetable extract.
The route is (clockwise) via Somerford (time point Hunt Road) ...
... Sainsbury s ...
...
de Havilland Way ...
... and on to Mudeford ....
.
.. where the pretty bit is a short walk from the bus.

Part of the route passes some unusually named roads.
How about "Catalina Close" ...
... named after an American Air Force flying boat. 

Bure Homage Lane is an exception, taking its name from a former mansion ...
... which once stood in open country well before houses, buses and the 1C were ever thought of.
The area became an RAF airfield, later "privatised" as Christchurch Aerodrome.
Modern housing and a small industrial estate now fill the area.
This old picture, looking towards the sea, shows the aircraft factory that accompanied the runway ...
... now where that extended industrial estate stands..

What looks like a two track railway (on the left) is actually the A337 road! On the horizon is Hurst Castle and beyond that, the Isle of Wight.

This group of routes certainly opens up much of transport and social interest to explore.

Next we wonder about gnats, we illuminate a castle and discover a weird TGV or two!

 Next Variety blog : Saturday 12 Sept