fat bus bloke
Your chosen specialist subject? London Bus Timetables
You have two minutes on London Bus Timetables starting, NOW
Name the official supplier of bus timetables in London?
There isn't one
How many bus stops in London have timetables displayed?
How many bus timetables are there on the TfL** web site?
How many timetable leaflets does TfL** print annually?
How could you know how long a bus journey might take?
What is the London Mayor's policy on bus timetables?
Ooh, er, golly gosh; you don't need them, do you? Cripes!
Who is Robert Munster?
If I answered, I might have to be shot
So we should all be grateful to Robert Munster. Currently awaiting a decision on Political Asylum from the Laird of Rockall Island, Munster flies in the face of danger by publishing all London Buses timetables. This act of self-effacing whistle-blowing is both highly commended and very risky.
But, sooner or later, the Transport for London Gauleiters will find him; and a sentence of an eternity listening to Boris's speeches is inevitable.
Munster's site is (here) but beware. As Edward has revealed ...
... "they" are watching your internet!
But never mind. Thanks to Robert Munster, fbb was able to work out that his return journey from Hampstead Heath (aka South End Green) to Pimlico and back would take about 2 hours and 20 minutes - to include a photo stop on the banks of the Thames at the "Pimlico" terminus.
So we had better take a ride on this revolutionary, iconic and controversial New Bus for London.
And before you add a comment along the lines of, "Why doesn't the fat idiot use the journey planner?" ...
And, yes, the idiot did try the "bus only" option and ...
... that's why again!
**TfL - Transport for London