Friday, 5 June 2026

So "Woss Goin' On"?

2016 : Thameslink to Rainham

fbb discovered this item on a London rail watchers blog.

This document on their web site gives these outline proposals for Kent Thameslink services.

This is the opening paragraph.

Proposed new all-day Monday to Friday, Saturday and Sunday Thameslink service on the North Kent line via Greenwich, Dartford and Medway Towns.

They describe it in more detail later.

New cross-London journey opportunities providing multiple connectivity opportunities will be created between Luton – St Albans City – West Hampstead Thameslink – Central London (via London Bridge) – Greenwich – Abbey Wood – Dartford – Rochester – Rainham. This new route will provide multiple new connections with the new east to west Elizabeth Line (formally Crossrail) at Abbey Wood. The route can also be operated by 8 or 12 car trains.

The article goes on to suggest that Rainham was chosen as a terminus because it has a suitable bay platform for terminatng trains.

Other articles at the time suggested that the Rainham service was a Thameslink afterthought. The planners had two stopping trains an hour from Luton with nowhere to go, there being no stations in the Thameslink "core" with space or time to turn trains back,

Whatever the idea in the planners' minds this is the route, frim Luton into the "core" ( GREY line) ...

... and in via Greenwich and Woolwich to Rainham.

Rainham station?
It is a small town east of Rochester ...
... and here in detail.
But fbb seems to remember debate on the more 'serious' railway magazines about the value of two extra trains along this route. The service is very much all stops.

 Note that the evening service terminates at Hampstead.

So it is this service that is to be "slashed" according to The Telegraph' ; but " temporarily aligned" according to Thameslink.
 
Readers of this much respected paragon of the fourth estate (?) will find their lives greatly enhanced by the journos' explanation of the Thameslink service pattern on this route.


Well done, Telegraph, almost every word in the above paragraph is unmitigated drivel.

Error 1 : there are two Thameslink trains per hour not four
Error 2 : Technically, the North Kent line, electrified in the late 1950s, runs from London to Margate and Ramsgate but not via Greenwich. Greenwich is part if the 'Dartford Loop' group of services.

Error 3 : Southern services are also every 30 minutes ...
... which, for a London suburban line, is 'normal' rather than 'frequent'

2026 : Shocking Summer Service Slash



Shock horror!  "Hundreds of Trains This Summer"?

This is correct!

BUT ... as Thameslink runs, for example 4200 timetabled trains each day (Monday to Friday), slightly less on Saturday and about half that number on Sundays ....

That is, as they say, "a whole lotta trains".

fbb estimates, using his Basic Recalculating Algorithmic Information Notation software, enhanced by Assorted Idiotic database technology, that Thameslink will operate 220,000 trains over a typical six week period.

Misleading Message 1 : Hundreds of trauns is not much at all.

Misleading Message 2Repeat! It has absolutely nothing to do with Nationalisation

And There's More!



So we get to the nub of the problem. The only information about the cuts is anecdotal as Thameslink has not published revised timetables. It is, as they say, all on line. The National Rail journey planner has been updated.

The only way that fbb could document the cuts on the Rainham line would be to spend the rest of his alloted days of existence checking train details one by one.

One snippet suggested 12 trains are "slashed" Monday to Friday off peak; with a reduction to an hourly headway in Saturdays.  Is this in one direction, so 24 in all or six outbound and six inbound.

We should be told!

But gaze upon a map.
On the above route diagram, the Thameslink service is coloured BLACK. As you can see, there is no station on the Thameslink route that  doesn't have an alternative service alongside Thameslink.

Dodgy Decision 1 : Hardest Hit? Whilst a small number of passengers will be hit, there will always be alterative journeys available, possibly with a change and usually with a penalty of just 10 to 15 min.

Dodgy Decision 2 : Bedford? Apart from a possible occasional train returning to depot at beddy-byes time, Rainham line services do not run to Bedford.

To Save Money?

fbb is confused! From May 17th there have been extra trains running on some routes operated under GoAhead  brands, notably Gatwick Express. 
So how much will this timetable "slash" actually save.
  
There will, of course, be savings in staff BUT increases in staff costs where additional services have been added elsewhere.

There will be less track access fees to pay.

There will be extra costs in updating the humungous amount of technology for signalling, passenger information, accountancy, PR etc. etc.

Bearing in mind the astronomical costa of running a railway and the astronomical costs of maintaining it even if no trains are running, the savings will be trivial.

Conclusion

Yet another example of poor reporting (misleading reporting) creating misplaced antagonism directed against Thameslink.

Medical Report

Back at fbb mansions 1545 yesterday with much improved waste disposal system. Due to the loss of a dribble (rather than a gush) of blood internally over several days, fbb has to convalesce for a week or so to allow stocks of the ruby gojuice to regenerate.

Immensely grateful to all concerned at Royal Devon And Exeter Hospital for eight days of superb care all delivered with a cheery mien above and beyond any job description!

 Next Variety Blog : Saturday 6th June 

Thursday, 4 June 2026

It's All Over The Internet?

 Crisis on the Rails??

You would think that something's very "up" at Thameslink.

Reddit says so. And there is gossip at Barnehurst!

And Greenwich.
Moivit is moved to comment ...

... and Greenwich is doubly concerned

Even Google AI is on the job.
And there's more


Perhaps the ever reliable Daily Telegraph will fill out this shocking story if rail cut backs?
Slashed? Really?

It is certainly not good news for nationalisation according to all "colours" of the press?


What does Thameslink tell us?
It's Newspeak once again!

Thameslink will be temporarily re-aligning some services

But note that additional services will be run on some routes ...

... and this is similar to last year.

Can fbb make sense of this journalistic hype?

He will try!

Fact One : Thameslink has been Nationalised. Heidi says so.

Fact Two : The minor changes in the selection of reports above have absolutely nothing to do with nationalisation 

It takes years to make any changes to the rail network and DaFT (DepArtment oF Transport) has neither the desire nor the ability to make changes ... because ...

Fact Three : With nationalisation of Thameslink, NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

The trains are the same The drivers are the same. Those cheery and sympathetic revenue protection officers are the same. Maisie who cleans the waiting room will still clean it after nationalisation.

And GoAhead will still be taking home a huge bag of pennies for running the service!

Good, innit, this nationalisation malarkey..

So, Daily Telegraph, ...

... your piece is incorrect.

The reductions have been a commercial decision by GoAhead, admittedly made in consultation with the Rail Regulator. The detail may be different this summer but Heidi and her chums have not authored the change.

It does look as if a change of timetable for Greenwich is the big beef.


But certainly not JUST Greenwich?

fbb would like to check exactly what has changed at Greenwich but the charger port on the tablet has finally died. No amount if wiggling or wedging will work.

Searching Thameslink timetables maybe be beyond your author's skills.

But he will try! and, if successful, all will be revealed tomorrow.

Medical Report
All numbers are "moving in n the right direction" and if the waste disposal machine does what it was designed to do, a release may happen soon.

Yesterday's snack with coffee (actually tea) was a "grab bag" of yummy Cheddars.
It was quickly grabbed?

Wednesday, 3 June 2026

Hospitalised Blog No 3

 Looking At Low-Cost Lumo ... 

.. where we can explore and enjoy a brand new service from Stirling to Euston. The timetable started on 17th May.
only it didn't.

Apparently to run a train service you need trains! And Lumo didn't have any!

Bur, undaunted First Rail managed to get one whole train working to start running on 25th May ...
... but only if you want to go from Stirling in the morning and come back straight away.

That's the trouble with these low cist operations. They are super smashing if you are happy to travel when Lumo wants you to!

Anyway, on Monday of this week you couldn't!
The only Lumo train that was working wasn't. The headline writer implied that this disaster was announced in Parliament by the current Transport Minister Heidi.
It wasn't - but journos just love a joyous jape at others' misfortune.

Many would say that Lumo was loony to start the service with only one working train.

But maybe they are due for enormous fines for not operating their booked schedule?

But in a few days ...
One train in each direction!

If they both work! Stock up with gaffer tape, super glue and fuse wire. Have a lump hammer handy and a well greased mole wrench - and. ta-da,

You might keep both running until ...
... another bright blue rabbit is pulled out of the hat that is the Lumo depot.

Of course these panels tell you nothing about intermediate timings which are, as ever, available on the journey planner. 

So, basically, if you know what the timetable IS, before you can find the timetable details!

GREAT!

So fbb guessed that these build-up journeys were actually part of the full and eventual timetable. So the brave old bloke, frail and hospitalised, decided to click on "timetables" on the Lumo web site.
Well done, First; so typical of your reliable web presence!

But, as ever, there is another Lumo web site which does work.

So, here, complete with a troupe of cheer leaders, a four piece jazz combo and a guest appearance of Heidi Alexander, is the Monday to Friday Lumo from 17th May which isn't ...
... but will be (might be!) from 26th July.

Due to fbb's current frailty, the old bloke cannot arouse his ferroequinological fervour to check whether the interim times are truly a subset of the " running a.littlr late" full timetable. 

Eager readers can enlarge and check below..

Seemples!

For the record, the train at the head of this article is NOT a Stirling Euston train. The slowly evolving Stirling to Euston service will be rub bt refurbished class 222 diesels.

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As promised .. R D & E Hospital Food

Dateline Tuesday 2nd June

From out on-the-spot correspondent

0700 Nreakfast

Choice of cereals ...
... toast butter and marmalade. Two slices offered. Plus, of course, tea or coffee.

 1030 Tea, coffee biscuits

1200 Lunch

.Fruit juice and/or soup, main (sausage, onion gravy, beans and choice of potatoes, the latter declined by fbb.

Pud, pear half and I've cream. fbb too his pud course as a started to avoid structural degredatio if the ice cream.

There is a voice of five mains and three puds.

T and C apply as usual

1500 Afternoon bevvy
Biscuits and snacks available. But look, posh crisps?

1700 Supper (i.e. High Tea)

Similar range to lunch.
T & C of course

2000 Bedtime (?) drink ...
... taken with a bedtime snack.delivered with the evening meal.
Your crackers, fbb!

O.K. It's not quite The Ritz, the grub is obviously "caterings" rather than Master Chef. But there is plenty of it. And if you are struggling with the poor image of hospital food, move to Exeter before you become ill. 

It seems to be working OK for fbb.

Tuesday, 2 June 2026

hospitalised Blog No 2

 Cross Channel Competition

The above headline popped into fbb's 'device' yesterday. It heralded a lengthy article about forthcoming competition for Eurostar.
Now Eurostar is part of the Thalys group and the UK has sold it's share out to Europe. And, of course we are all truly thrilled to be part of Europe but not part of Europe. Or we might become more part of Europe but not really part of Europe.

Anyway it is all very clear and straightforward!!!

Then, do we remember when a Deutsch Bahn ICE train arrived majestically at St Pancras ...
... as a harbinger of a new competitive service. The  had been hauled through the Channel by a freight loco and pushed ignominiously into Barlow's train shed by a shunter!

But the promised service did not H
harbinge?

Although the service would remain an 'aspirations', the time was not yet right.

In fact DB decided that the cost of the multi voltage, multi control systems trains was too great.

Next Dickie was pictured in positive pose on the steps leading up to the Eurostar platforms at St P.
But, wisely. Branson the Bearded dis not waste his money propelling a train for a photo shoot.
it was a fake!

It would probAbly take fbb five years to set up his competitive service from London to Paris, assuming he could find idiots investors with astronomically deep pockets to pay the astronomical bills.

So the idea of competition becoming "heated" is mayhap still in la la land!

But, hold fast brave Brits bursting to cross La Manche at cheapo fares in a highly competitive market!

Tricky Dickie has ordered his trains.

Well, perhaps not "ordered" but might be going to order!

Then Italian State railways stands in eager anticipation. The company has aspirations to compete with SNCF and is planning a mega new depot in Paris.
If it happens the Italians would beat blue blood (? perhaps not blue!) Brit Branon to to potentially crowded platforms at St P.

But hasn't Sir Richard said he will be running from Old Oak Common or Stratford or Ealing Broadway? Wherever he terminates he will need to get the Customs people to set up massive security.

Because we are not part of Europe and probably never will be event if we claim we are.

And, anyway. the Italians have already been turned down once by the Office if Rail Regulation!

Quite what the UK ORR's part in this fun and games is unclear as very little of it, if any, will soil the UK's tracks!

But never mind, eh, because ...
... French/Belgian Eurostar is ready to defend this Sceptred Isle against Johnny foreigner; and while they are at it. poke the bearded wonder in the eye at the same time.

"We will fight them on the beaches!" as some grumpy bloke with a big cigar once said!

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Medical Report

Nothing much happened on Sunday or yesterday. IF the blood dribble has stopped or does stop naturally, there will be no need for further "intervention"; from either end!

GROSS!

Much routine "obs" revealing "stable numbers". Numbers of what is not entirely clear!

But a few more days "inside" seem likely.
Tomorrow a full and frank expose of hospital food in addition to a Public Transport snippet. You may be surprised!!