Monday, 27 August 2012

Operation Frustration

Who would be a Manager, Eh?
One of fbb's transport heroes is the late Gerry Fiennes, Gerard Francis Gisborne Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes to be precise. [and Wikipedia, like many others, has his name spelt wrongly; Twistleton does not have that middle "t"!]. He was sacked by the British Railways Board for writing what should be essential reading for all transport "management".
His venom was, indeed, directed at Government, the Board, legal advisers, health and safety (if it had existed then); in fact anyone who prevented managers from managing. One of his anecdotes  concerned a fatal crash involving an overnight sleeper from Kings Cross (Connington 1967?).
Staff had sweat buckets overnight to clear at least one line for the following morning. Ballast has been relaid and rails replaced; debris was stacked in fields alongside the line.

Work was starting on the second track when a telegram arrived from the Accident Investigation people saying "Touch nothing till we get there." Bonkers! And it is 100 times worse today. But of course Fiennes was right; the priority was to get the railway running again so as to reduce negative impact on passengers.

Sometimes it works (doesn't work) the other way. Managers can be really frustrated when their minions don't grasp the carefully considered policy of their superiors. First Bus has created a stunning new livery for service X1 from Bristol to Weston-super-Mud; so it must be really frustrating to see this ...

A beautifully re-branded vehicle with all its positive image implications; but on the wrong route!
The 353 goes the slow way to Weston; hardly prestigious.
Who would be a manager, eh?

And you have to feel sorry for Giles Fearnley, head honcho of First Bus. He is appointed to "sort out" an ailing company, chunks of which are "not performing up to expectations". Now that's management-speak for "losing eye-watering amounts of dosh". So, being the consummate manager that he is, Fearnley starts pruning the sick plant.

A chunk of his London operations goes ahead to GoAhead; Lothian doesn't want another bit of Lothian and next on the list for the big snip is "Barnstaple".  It goes a bit like this:-

First want to sell "Barnstaple"
Stagecoach agrees to buy "Barnstaple"
But the Office of Fair Trading thinks this might "create a monopoly" so
Refers the deal to the Competition Commission,
and so lots of highly paid people (paid by you and me) can earn lots of "legal" money.
Fearnley meeting with the OFT

Stageocoach announces it won't play anymore and withdraws its offer to buy

A range of alternative options including the potential sale and transfer of employees and assets to Stagecoach Group plc were fully explored. That option will no longer go ahead following the Office of Fair Trading's announcement on 10 July that it was referring the case to the Competition Commission.
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First announces compete closure of "Barnstaple"

First Devon and Cornwall today (23 July 2012) announced plans to discontinue its bus services in the North Devon area, including closure of the Barnstaple depot.
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Stagecoach announces expansion of its "Barnstaple" network
This creating a "monopoly"!

And it didn't cost uncle Brian a penny extra!
Now that is smart??? Yet it isn't at all smart for the First Bus bus drivers who will lose their jobs and it's certainly not at all smart for Fearnley who won't get the money from Stagecoach and will have to pay out substantial amounts in redundancy.

Who would be a manager, eh?

And, to cap it all, the same gang of "grey suits" who didn't want Uncle Brian to have a monopoly in North Devon so gave him one "on a plate", happily approved McGill's "monopoly" take-over of Arriva in the south west of Glasgow.

Who would be a manager, eh? And now First are "under attack" all over the place as we shall see tomorrow.

P.S. Where was this bus photographed?
Obvious? On a local service in Peterborough, of course!

 Next Blog : Tuesday 28th August 

Sunday, 26 August 2012

Nipping into Newtown [2]

 Dateline : Saturday 18th August 2012 
Welsh for Beginners, lesson 2
caffi = cafe
cwsmer = customer
pensil = pencil
siop = shop
toiledau = toilets
ambiwlans = ??? (your guess)
sosej = ??? (guess again)
BUT
cyfleusterau cyhoeddus = public conveniences
plant = child

And so to "gorsaf bws" in Newtown.
Did it have toilets and were they open? YES!
Were they clean and well managed? No. Modesty and embarrassment precludes a photograph.

Was there a cafe and was it open?
YES! there was a cafe and it said it was open ...
... but it wasn't.

Was there an enquiry office? Sort of ...
... a Powys county general office which, hopefully might have some timetables. Was it open?
On Saturday afternoon; don't be silly! But, hold fast there, what is this we espy mounted in the wall of the offices? A cash machine? No ...
... a computer terminal for public transport enquiries. Was it working? Don't be silly!

But there was one redeeming feature of this bus station; and one redeeming feature of Powys bus information at stops generally:-
There were timetables. You could actually work out where you were going and when you would get there. It's this sort or astounding innovation that brings a joy to the heart and a lump to the throat.

And there were some nice buses going to far away places with strange sounding (Welsh) names. The T4 was trundling forth southwards all the way to Llanfair-ym-Muallt, Aberhonddhu and Caerdydd.
The X75 was running northwards to Y Trallwng and Amwythig.
And, of course, the Newtown town service bus pottered in and out ...
... and this Tanat Valley minibus was going somewhere but fbb forgot to look where. Sorry!
By now, of course, the chubby one's excitement was at an all time high and refreshment was needed. With the bus station "greasy spoon" being open (i.e. closed), fbb retired to the Davies Gallery at 1635 to study their advertised menu. Sadly even fbb's minimal knowledge of welsh failed to translate this delectable item (?).
Perhaps it wasn't in Welsh after all?

And the cafe had closed, unannounced, at 1630, despite the fact the the menu board was still on display at the entrance. Boo!

Oh, and the mystery picture from yesterday?
It's a design for a beach hut in the form of a glass of gin and tonic. (And you though that this blog was daft at times?) The exhibition was entitled "Bathing Beauties" and consisted of hundreds (240) of models (not the scantily clad kind) illustrating the artists' ideas for futuristic beach hits.

Ideal for the sandy beach at Newtown! And here's a full size one on show at Mablethorpe.
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and as for that menu ...
fbb is informed that cous-cous is a sort of savoury wheat porridge; halloumi is a rubbery cheese (yummy yummy) and tzatziki is cucumber and mouldy milk aka yoghurt. How does that plate of loveliness (?) compare, say, with a full breakfast at ASDA Halesowen?
In Halesowen, same price; less sophistication; more grub; NO CONTEST!

Wot no fried egg? Sadly fbb has recently developed a "reaction" to eggs, but the jolly lady at ASDA added a couple of healthy portions of fried bread in lieu of. Scrambled egg was also available. Perhaps Halesowen art gallery would have offered a portion of tofu instead of a lump of halloumi? Delish!
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 Next blog : Monday 27th August 

Saturday, 25 August 2012

Nipping into Newtown [1]

 Dateline : Saturday 18th August 2012 
Welsh for Beginners, lesson 1
Y Drenewydd = Y [the] Dre [town] newydd [new]
bws = bus
trĂȘn = train
tram = tram
BUT
gorsaf = station
safle = stop (as in bus-)
As with many successful businesses, Pryce Pryce-Jones started small with his own little shop selling drapery just off Broad Street.

Newtown had always had a woollen industry and it was this local Welsh Flannel which formed the mainstay of Pryce-Jones' business. It was the reform of the post office ...

... and the arrival of the railways ...

... which helped turn a small rural concern into a global company. Pryce-Jones hit upon a unique method of selling his wares.
People would choose what they wanted from leaflets he sent out and the goods would then by dispatched by post and train. Thus is 1871, "Mail Order" was invented!

Whilst the original "Royal Welsh Warehouse" still stands adjacent to the railway station ...
... Pryce-Jones' later, much extended, headquarters building (seen above in the background) ...
... had recently succumbed to the demolisher's huge concrete ball. On their welsh holiday, fbb and Mrs fbb met up with chums Peggy and Richard who escorted the old fogeys on a fascinating trip to Newtown. The target of their visit was the Textile Museum, where a railway signalling arm ...
...commemorated the importance of the railway in the development of the town's weaving industry.
Admission to this fascinating museum was just £1 for non-Powys adult  residents, but only 50p for "foreign" fogeys. Even better, admission to the Davies Art Gallery ...
... was entirely free! Bargains all round.

Gwendoline Davies (1882-1951) and Margaret Davies (1884-1963), two sisters from near Newtown, amassed one of the great British art collections of the 20th century. Together, they bequeathed 260 works to the National Museum of Wales in 1951 and 1963, completely transforming its art collection in character, quality and range. The Gallery is named after them.

What our "hosts with the most" had overlooked was a further thrill in the Newtown visit. Next door to the gallery was the exciting bus station (?).
will leave you today with a puzzle picture ...
... and a simple question, "What is it?" All will be revealed in tomorrow's enthralling episode.

Bet you can't wait! Meanwhile here is Newtown Station today.
Who would have thought that public transport had a part to play in the invention of today's vast mail order industry. Indirectly, then, Amazon owes its very existence to Pryce Pryce-Jones, Rowland Hill and the Cambrian Railways! Well, maybe.

 Next Blog : Sunday 26th August 

Friday, 24 August 2012

Short Stay at Stourbridge [2]

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Thanks to "Solenteer" for sending a pic of the Stourbridge shuttle bus referred to in yesterday's blog (read again).
It is leaving temporary stop "G" on Parkfield Road.
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Inspiring Interchange!
Out with the uninspiring but utilitarian 1980s old ...
... which had replaced three slightly more spread-out terminals. And in with this ...
... something altogether more trendy.

Having been sadly disappointed by the offering at Halesowen, fbb was anxious to see if Stourbridge offered anything better. And beautifully better it was. First and foremost it has toilets.
O.K. at a price! But 20p seems to be the going rate to spend a penny. One penny in 1950 would be about 12p today, so 20p is not quite as drastic as it sounds; and when you gotta go ...

And there's a shop ...
... well stocked but eschewed by Mrs fbb for a few essentials in favour of the co-op in the town centre.

Departure information suffered the same problems as Halesowen; good if you are a regular and know what you want, but less than helpful for newcomers and occasional users.
Departure lists should never replace a proper timetable, although  both can be useful. Likewise the departure screen was in time order, rather than scrolling through destinations or even route numbers.
Confusingly (again for a visitor) the right hand panel of this display shows departures from Stourbridge Junction Station; but, by the time you've bought a ticket and caught the shuttle train, all those on the screen will have departed. fbb is not entirely sure what the point of this information might be unless a delay is built in to allow for the short but frequent journey from Town to Junction stations (of which more in due course).

There are mini-versions of the departure screens at each stand ...
... where they are much more useful as they give the waiting passenger some guide as to when their bus might actually arrive; at least they should if they are delivering real time. But how many buses or routes are so equipped? It is not made clear.

But Stourbridge Interchange had one outstanding feature.
It had an enquiry desk staffed by a real person and, bliss beyond bliss, a rack stuffed to bursting point with leaflets for all the routes using the bus station. fbb, almost slobbering with delight, collected a full set to read at his ecstatic leisure.

It was not clear what the opening hours of this desk were; indeed although the on-line page enthused (quite rightly) about the Interchange's facilities ...
... there was no mention of  "office opening hours". A certain picking of nits apart, this is an excellent facility and is much, much better than Halesowen. It even looks good and welcoming at night!
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fbb was somewhat underwhelmed by limited staffing hours at the Halesowen bus station (read again). In fairness to Centro, he did spot this on a return visit yesterday ...
... a help point. The chubby one did not have the courage to push the button to check what happened. Chicken!

And it is not necessary to put up notices like this ...
... if you post timetables rather than departure lists! QED!
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More from Stourbridge (rail) soon
 Next Blog : Saturday 18th August