Monday, 21 July 2025

Derbyshire Bus Wars?

 But First ...

The Case of the Curious Catering Coach
fbb is grateful that the blogging community has helped him out.  Correspondent Tony wrote to tell the old  bloke that the coach (yesterday's blog) in question never operated on Northern Trains (hence fbb's confusion).

It originated on the West Coast main line and was installed at the National Museum of Childhood, Halifax ...
... where it was in use as an indoor picnic area complete with its very own diesel shunter.
Clearly it is not there any more, but an item on a specialised web site explains something or its movement from Halifax to Stratford.
Tony adds that the coach was, at one stage, sponsored by Northern Trains, hence its adornment with their livery ...

... especially to confuse fbb!

Thanks Tony!

The Masses Making for Mam Tor
Mam Tor is a geological excrescence near Castleton in Derbyshire. The A625 road via Mam Tor is not looking so good, these days.
It ran from Sheffield via Castleton to Chapel-en-le-Frith and was a picturesque route to Manchester. But geology was more powerful than road mending and it was closed between Castleton and the Blue John Cavern (and expensive shop) tourist destination.

A while back, Stagecoach had a rather half-hearted go at a tourist bus route in the area ...
... which was hardly a roaring success.

Then there was an explosion of open toppers centred on Chatsworth House. One route ran to Blue John every hour and the other did a Bakewell circular every 30 min. Some buses ran in service from Chesterfield or Sheffield and a massive topless day out was possible at a bargain price. You might like to o find fbb's blogs sharing his 2024 experiences.

Bus watchers wondered whether the "investment" might be a bit too much, but the services are back for Summer 2025. 

The Castleton route is unchanged but there is one reduction elsewhere.

The Bakewell "Circular" was always the weakest of the two routes and in comparison to the long haul to Blue John was simply pathetic. However it did offer an open top ride to dovetail into a visit to Chatsworth itself.
The frequency is, for this year, reduced to every hour during the middle part of the day (except for peak Summer), times when potential clients will be enjoying Chatsworth, its painted violin ...
... (it is a completely "flat" picture!) and its weeping willow ...
...which weeps more than most!

So those who eschew Chatsworth's glories (and the riches are in super abundance inside and out) can make a day of open top riding ...
... as did fbb on the hottest day of the year last summer.
But this year {SHOCK HORROR) Stagecoach has competition. It is from First Bus and is a very feeble, almost pathetic competition compared with the Stagecoach offering.

On Sundays ONLY and in the peak school holiday weeks ONLY, The "normal" 272 from Sheffield is being extended from Castleton to Blue John. 
Like the open toppers, it will use the narrow Winnats Pass road ...
...which is truly glorious ...
... but a bit on the thin side for two buses to pass.
The 1230 service 272 from Castleton (e.g.) should nicely meet the 1220 open topper on its way down from Blue John, coming together on the narrowest bit!

Fun all round!

In an indication of the half-hearted attitude of operator and TSY, fbb can reveal the route maps from First ...
... and from Travel South Yorkshire ...
... neither of which shows where the bus goes on its Sunday extension. But, if you provided an accurate map, people might want to travel on the bus; and that would never do!

Maybe First Bus needs to call in one of its near limitless bevvy of consultants for advice?

Next time, fbb presents an uplifting piece of technology.

  Next Repulsive blog : Tues 22 July 

Sunday, 20 July 2025

Sunday Variety

 It's Changed A Lot ...

... from the very early days!
It continues to "improve" ...
... but when you fettle up one bit ...
... other bits begin to look shabby! 

But fbb guesses that, if you are the team at Miniatur Wunderland in Hamburg, you have more people and more money than fbb. So you can have aircraft that actually take off from a huge model airport.

Enjoy the video.
Bet they don't have a collection of 72 different tank wagon dating from 1939 to the present day! (72? Probably more. fbb must count them.)
It will be finished, soon!

What Is A "Fast" Tram?
It looks rather like any sort of tram.
But sort of complicated control-wise.

Manchester Money Matters
A few blogs back, fbb reported on a report by a former First bus boss, David Leeder, now a "consultant",  suggstng that the Bee Network had cost twice as much as was spent by the local authority before the Pandemic.

For some mysterious reason, Andy Burnham's team do not agree.
Interestingly, the B bosses do not quote any actual figures for the Route One article, but simply report that everything is wonderful.
So who is right? Independent consultant Leeder at twice as expensive, or not very independent TfGM "spokesman" at one third cheaper?

fbb reckons he knows!

The Lancashire Coast Has Moved!
The only train that might be classed as "on the Lancashire Coast" is at Blackpool but the location of the mythic kingdoms escapes fbb. But take heart, dear reader, the author of the above article has included a photo of the "forgotten train".
The article goes on to reveal the location of this Lancashire Coast train.

That's it, then? Lancashire has annexed the Isle or Man. 

There is no report of when this happened or whether tail-less cats ...
...will be joining the feline fraternity of Fylde.

And below is a better picture of the railway ...
... and please don't call it a tram!

A Tease From No 3
No 3 son has been on holiday and, although he may have thought he had told his mum and dad, they actually only know that he had gone "to Switzerland". No photos have yet appeared for fbb to turn into a blog but he sent one tease.

Son emailed, "the No 50 bus from the airport seemed to have three  articulated bits."

Thanks to fbb's prodigious feats of memory (he guessed!) the old man reckoned that route 50 ran from the Euro Airport near Basel. A check on-line revealed the vehicle in question ...
... confirmed by "the lad"! Nice!

A Railway Carriage At Stratford
A while back, fbb noted that a "community garden" was being constructed in the shdow of Stratford (London) railway station. The site has now gained a caff in a railway carriage.
An interesting small addition to the rather huge "facilities" of the immediate area!
The carriage looks like a Mark 2b or 2c and is definitely in the remnants of Northern Trains livery ...
... but fbb cannot identify the actual vehicle or where it was used.

Answers, please to fbb@xephos.com

Another Puzzle
The picture below keeps popping up in "Pinterest". It is clearly of a very primitive roundabout, possibly the first such, but nowhere does it say where it is.
fbb would love to no.  0h, he is so knowsey!

 Next Derbyshire blog : Monday 21 July 

Saturday, 19 July 2025

Saturday Variety

 Busy Bees!

For the record, fbb was speaking today at his Church mens' breakfast (full English plus toast and beverages!!) or will be speaking if you read this blog early, UK time. The old man was a late stand-in to replace a cancellation. The boss of the breakfast club does not publish titles for the attached talks. If he did, fbb was thinking of "The Bible's Buzzin' With Bs"!

Above is one of the headings, to introduce a section of some of the "revelations" your blogger has been "God given" over the years; ideas which have helped him understand and respect the whole of the Bible.

The original Blonde Bombshell was, of course, film actress Jean Harlow ...
.. who has litle to offer in Biblical study or understanding.

But in looking at the reliability and usefulness of a good up-to-date Bible "version",  fbb was reminded of this:-
It was given to fbb's great grandmother as thanks for the use of her room for a Women's Christian Meeting.
There must be something in the genes (not Miss Harlow's Jeans!) as, nearly 140 years later, the fbbs are still using their home for Christian meetings.

Cambridge To Aberdeen By Stagecoach?
Or, it's rubbish on the internet!
Back at the beginning of May (2025) a new bus service commenced between Edinburgh Airport and St Andrews. It was numbered 787 and ran every hour.
And it still does.

Some on-line hack has only just noticed!
You are two and a half months late with your up-to-date news item,  pal!

That's bad enough, but the article tells is that the operator is Stagecoach East.

About Stagecoach East

We're Stagecoach East and we provide local bus services in Bedford, Cambridge, Huntingdon and Peterborough.

You probably know us as the local bus company but, fun fact, we're one of the largest bus operators in the UK. Since 1980, we're run express and local bus services across the country and we continue to play an important role in helping people access work, education, health, shopping and leisure.

But not, fbb suspects, as far as St Andrews.

The Hack in question actually meant Stagecoach East Scotland. That's an easy mistake to make, especially if you don't quite know where St Andrews is!

Eine Neue Spielzeugeisenbahn

Above is a Siemens Vectron class 193 of DB, Deutsche Bahn. It is one of DBs top notch freight locos powered by overhead electricity.

Does it have a driver?

Maybe not in the future.
This is what the article says.
So a very large Spielzeugeisenbahn! (Toy train!)

Presumably somebody will have to do a good chunk of clever computer stuff to make its driverless journey safe; A big freight train could do a lot of damage if it goes ape.

The article suggests that the loco is for "testing purposes". Lets hope they get the tests right. If they don't ...

Scantily Clad?
It it does go ape, there could be a lot more of these.
Or, it's rubbish on the internet!
Collections of videos showing trains mowing down other motor vehicles are two-a-penny on YouTube. The odd thing is that the "teaser" heading pictures all show at least one young lady in revealing and/or tempting scanty attire.

Here's another one.
So we assume that the lady in the pelmet has just leapt from the car. Or maybe she was just passing?

It is odd that such "beauties" are always around in time to experience the forthcoming altercation.

But it is on-line so it must be right!

In case you are concerned that fbb is some sort of "dirty old man", please note that he has no interest in scantily clad young ladies other than observing their ludicrous presence as harbingers of railway accidents.

Monetary Modelling Madness
Another misleading piece of publicity ...
...which suggests new coaches are available from Accurascale.

Not quite right. The vehicles concerned are a second manufacturing run of British Rail Mark 2b and Mark 2c OO scale passenger carriages.
They are the ones with the Mark 2 bodyshell but witho
without aircon, hence, opening top bits in the windows.

But, YIKES, a coach will cost £80. OUCHest!

But for a small amount more, you could move up to O gauge, neary four times bigger in volume than OO. 

Here is a special offer from Rails ...
... just £20 more than their diminutive newly produced "brothers". And, yes, fbb knows that the special offer is for selelcted Mark 1 vehicles; but who cares at that price?

 Next Variety blog : Sunday 20 July