But fbb's boob did inspire him to take a look at the real "One for the Road" route.
Back in 2009, Eastbourne's service 1 was a sort of big circular come contorted lollipop from Shinewater to Eastbourne centre then in a loop via Hamlands.
Today's 1 is equally complex as the route map shows.
Is the timetable helpful?
The xephos version from 2009 was designed to allow the journey planners to answer both "long way round" and "short way round" enquiries.
How does Stagecoach's planner cope?
Try Eastbourne Academy to Ocklynge School.
It can't find Eastbourne Academy, so try Lindfield Road,
You pays your money (or not) and takes your choice.
In the meantime, enjoy some more glorious East Devon sunsets. These were photographed from the rear entrance of fbb towers at about 2130 last night.
More from Bristol as soon as possible.