An office somewhere in London.
"B" Mayor of London
"P" Transport for London Commissioner
Watford Junction Station
By the way, Peter, can you show me your silly hat costume?
Ho, ho, ho; that's spiffing, isn't it. And a pretty piece of ribbon to decorate it. Ha, ha, ha! What a hoot.
Yes, goodie gum drops. Get off at Watford Junction! Absolutely!
Well done Peter. I knew there was some good reason why I put you in charge!
It must be that silly hat! Hee, hee, hee. What fun, eh?
I must pop to the toilet. Now, Peter, what did you want to see me about?
fbb has to confess that the above discourse is purely fictional; although our readers would surely never have guessed! Any link to the real world is purely co-incidental. But is there a problem with Transport for London's web site as far as Watford Junction is concerned? fbb's No. 3 son certainly thinks there is; having searched for a journey from his former home to Heathrow.
Tomorrow we will do the same.