Sunday, 21 June 2026

Sunday Variety

 Over The Top Overground News?

As usual wth on-line news snippets, this is NOT an article about another expansion of Mr Khan's London Transport empire.

The reporter has picked up the undeniable fact that, assuming the expansion of Heathrow Airport goes ahead, it will need more and better train services.

Such trains would, by definition, travel into Surrey and Berkshire. You may wish to enlarge the extract below.
fbb could not copy and paste for some obscure technology (or personal incompetence) reason.

Yet another non news item appears on line.

Proposals for a link from the Southern region lines ...
... and a link from the west, off the Great Western main line ...
... have been around for years. But more will be needed for the third runway and its associated terminal, probably a big flashy new Terminal 1 as we don't have one of them any more.

What You Need Is More Drivers
Looking at on-line pictures of steam locomotives, you can rarely spot the driver and fireman. If the train is travelling at speed, the fireman will be manning the fire and the driver will be looking forwards to see the signals.

When the loco is static in the yard, the lads may well be off for a wad and a mugga!

Here are a few shots with staff in place as here, awaiting the next move for Stepney ...
... and here in the cab of a Schools class ...
... but at rest. These, however, are more active ...
... doing some clever shunting stuff! But mostly, in photographs, you simply do not spot the driver and fireman. They are far too busy for a photo call.

Then what do you do with your mide8l footplate crew when the loco is having a nap in the engine shed. Do we need a god-like hand and huge over-scale tweezers to remove "the lads" or do they remain glued to the floor for ever?

Oxford Rail are asking £12.50 ...
... for the two exquisitely painted OO scale staff.

Heidi In A Hurry?
Why isn't it up and running. The stations are finished. The signalling is finished. The track has been finished for years!

Dodgy Dotto Decision?
Holiday makers visiting the Isle of Wight in relatively recent times will remember Dotto trains. These italian imports ran in Ryde, Sandown and Shanklin.

fbb was familiar with the Ryde Dotto as it ran from Ryde sea front along the coast to a terminus in Appley Park.

Various liveries appeared under Council management ...
... until Southern Vectis took over and painted them orange.
The colour was chosen to match the Vectis open top routes
The bus drivers even wore orange shirts!

Now comes news of a return for the Dotto - sort of.
If the "application process" does not open until September", we will not be seeing the train this season.
And there's more.
And for the Dotto Train spotters amongst our loyal readers, here is the Shankln version ...
... and similar in Sandown.

There's A Surprise!


And Good News For Some?

Closed Pecorama
Will Be Open ...
... on four glorious summer days.
On Gala Days, multiple trains are run, sometimes with guest locomotives but with many of the home fleet in steam.
Although the site is not fully open this year, it looks as if someone will be looking after the gardens.
The views are superb from the railway ...
... and the days will be well worth the money.

Tomorrow we look at rye.
Or maybe Rye?

  Next Marshlink blog : Monday 22nd June 

Saturday, 20 June 2026

Saturday Variety

 Hythe Ferry's Hopeful Future

This lengthy and unhappy saga seems to be taking on yet another plot development.
fbb is not sure what the "assets" might be, but the article implies that the boat is one of the assets. fbb doubts it!

The Pier Company is most famous for the wacky pier train.
Again we don't know how strong the "foundation" might be. The local Councillor is upbeat ...
... but there is a long, long way to go.

Cross With Cross Country
The trouble with CrossCountry is that its services interact with so many other operations as its trains run, for example, from Penzance to Edinburgh.

The slightest disruption at Plymouth can be turned into a huge disruption by Newcastle.  And, all too often, it is!

In his more active past, your noble blogger has travelled occasionally from Exeter to Birmingham and Sheffield and an on-time journey throughout its length was as rare as some of these.
Here are some if the actual figures.
Could do better?

Confusing Comment
The picture is of a vehicle on the Hereford Zipper service. This runs, free of charge, in a complex circuit of city centre destinations, usefully calling at the railway station.
The service is currently operated by the troubled Yeomans, which is most definitely "a private firm".

So what is going on?

Yeomans is the holder of the contract to run the service which is "owned" by Hereford City Council. The Council cannot really afford it as, these days, councils struggle to afford anything.

The idea may be to get "a private firm" to own and run the service. If the route is to remain free, someone needs to find the money. That'll be the Council, then?

So what's different?

Loopy Loop Labelling
A recent arrival in the Lynx Bus catalogue of Kings Lynn bus services is route 44, called "The Loop".

Because it isn't!
Buses start from the bus and train stations and run to Tesco after making a 120 degree obtuse angle turn top right on the above map. The two ends of the loop are never joined. It is a straight line route but with a very sharp bend in the middle.

So why us the timetable shown like this.
The summary route description at right angles to the tinetable does not imply anything loopy.

It would help the eternally confused passenger if the timetable were shown as separate outbound ...
... and inbound tables,
The on-line software-generated timetable is equally confusing ...
The little black blobs are symbols of outstanding  helpfulness to the enquiring passenger. They tell you that passengers are only permitted to board the bus at the start of the journey (no changing your mind and getting off) and then, full of disappointment, they must alight at the end of the timetabled journey.

Disappointing?

Going Bats About Stats?
Wots This About Bots?
The above is a screenshot from the statistics of fbb's blog taken at about 1600 yesterday. The grey numbers summarise a log of "page reads", i.e. if any one or any thing looks at the blog, however briefly, it registers as a "page read".

A few days ago the blog generated ...
70,215
... page reads, an utterly ridiculous number

In recent weeks a high percentage of these "readers" came from Singapore and Hong Kong, but, yesterday ...
.... Google generated the above pie chart of weekly page reads. The majority of are now from ...
... a territory called "Other".

No 1 son, who knows about all this, tells fbb that the pages are being 'read' by "bots", little bits of electronics that gather data and store it in gigantic AI data warehouses.
This data, partly sucked from fbb's blog, will allow "AI" to generate unreliable results for us all to enjoy - and using huge amounts of power threatening the stability of the National Grid.

Good, innit?

One thing is 100% certain; any statistic relatung to on-line use is total nonsense.

Anyway, fbb has been able to secure a picture of these data devouring "bots".
Scary, with some being more scary than others.
Be afraid, be VERY afraid!

  Next Variety blog : Sunday 21st June