Tuesday, 17 February 2026

Brilliant Book Review (Part 1)


Give me a map good

enough and a timetable

on which to place it, and

I shall navigate the world

fat bus bloke

You do often hanker for the happy time when the National Bus companies would sell you a timetable book which often contained "other operators services", express coaches and appropriate train timetables.
Again, most NBC companies included a fold‐out map of the area covered.
Then, accompanying an email, there was a panel showing this wonderful creation. 
It was designed by fbb and executed by No 3 son in his 1997 summer holidays from school; it was distributed with the Great Britain Bus Timetable and was then the only National Express map available.

It was good. Modesty is one of fbb's rare assets!

But the NatEx map was part of the promotion for a truly magnificent work which duly arrived too big for the fbb letter box. The author and publisher had sent the old boy a copy for review.

Deep joy! The joy was even deeper because the book costs £40, not expensive for a high quality all- colour volume of approx 390 pages; but maybe too much for the old man's budget as well as a challenge to the ARMD!

But is the book good value?
This is what it says on the tin on the back cover. Click in the picture to enlarge it.
The 'end papers' present an NBC 'standard' map at the front ...
... and a street map based map from Edinburgh.

fbb is beginning to like this book a lot. 

There is an intro by Peter Hendy, once of London Buses, now a boss of Great British Railways and now Lord Peter Hendy of Richmond Hill.
The book is a chronological romp through bus maps and their design, with the earliest entry being from 1919.
It is from London General, printed in three colours (back then that probably meant three passes through print rollers.) It is surprisingly modern.

But the question has to be asked ...
... and the answer is given. Trains, Underground and even trams appear on maps, especially those of urban areas ...
... but the closest we ever get to buses is a bus station symbol from Ordnance Survey one inch or, in the new money, 1:50,000. On larger scales you might get "Bis Sta" in text.
These bus stations are much rarer beasts these days.

It is fair to say that most early bus maps were produced by the operating company or, as below, by a municipality. Below is an extracts from London County Council ...
... but for trams only!

Out in the country, maps were, indeed, a company product. There was little sign of any effort from the shire counties.
Often these company efforts were cheaply designed and printed as with Southdown above. Print technology was either basic and crude or very expensive!

As usual with a huge volume like this, there are a good few unusual items. Here, for example, is a Glasgow map produced in 1940 by a retail shop. 
Sawers sold fresh fish, poultry and game. 
The business must have been really keen to get bus passengers to their shops. 

While in Glasgow, we should appreciate their tram map,
Then Sheffield Transport are quoted as promoting their buses into Derbyshire.
The map is weak with the above reproduction (and possibly the original as well) does not show route numbers clearly. But it does indicate that, even for a municipal operator, country routes were a "good earner".

With the arrival of the Traffic Commissioners and the dreaded regulation of bus services things began to look familiar. So we have a Green Line map ...
... and look, it gives fares from Central London. And, lettered routes!

Another 'oddity', not previously met by fbb, is a full network map of London's red bus routes, published in 1947.
Bit it is not geographical as such. Look ...
... it is all straight lines, not a curve in sight. The illustration is a bit spotty, so fbb cannot get a really crisp photo. But the intriguing nature of the design is obvious. The three termini just north of the Thames are Creekmouth, Dagenham Dock and Ford Works, familiar destinations until relatively recently.

The modern version was abandoned by London Buses and is now in the very capable hands of Mike Harris. Here is Mike's version from 1970.
It's a bit different!

There is, of course, far more detailed information than the superficial perusal (tautology warning - you cannot have a superficial perusal!!) that this blog can provide.

Tomorrow we move into the post WW2 age and soon get to dates and publications with which fbb is very familiar.

The blog will take us, eventually, back to the future.
Great Scor, Marty. This should be 1926, but we've  gone back to the future, it's 2026 and bus maps are still produced by bus companies for their own services and none other. Good Grief!

Extract from "Back to the Future IV - Which 26 is it?" by permission of Amblin Entertainment and Universal Studios.

But fbb is luvvin' the book!

 Next Book Review blog : Weds 18th Feb

Monday, 16 February 2026

Monday Variety

Internet Insanity!

fbb is often amazed how naive some Internet users a4e. From time to time he collects ridiculous intro screens to YouTube postings. Inevitably the utterly crackpot "amazing" event never appears in the actual video.  No vehicle like the above would be practical, and it would not be allowed on the road even if it were technically possible.

It is odd that this horrific boat crash never registered in the conventional media.

fbb is really excited to contemplate the raising of one of Adolph's "treasure trains". It is just such a pity that the salvage experts didn't check the the doors were locked before the crane hauled.
It wasca clever idea, however, to hide8 gold in the locomotive boiler.

Then there is the return if the scantily clad female running away from a crashed train. In this picture a super giant truck is relatively little harmed as it has been driven into a badly dented train.
This is the fourth time fbb has spotted the dolly bird at various train mishaps. 

A truck of normal size would be about the same height as the headlights.

Then there is this item.
It is NOT a 'model train', it refers to a 'miniature railway' and no part of its layout looks like the above. Here is what it looks like for real.
And finally another daft crash. For this to be real, the railway company must have built a siding (without buffer stops) into someone's back garden.

One of the huge benefits of the Internet is in providing helpful and interesting accurate information.

Trams For Bristol
About five years ago a report was published suggesting strongly that a tram network makes sense for Bristol. Recent schemes have included underground railways (VERY unlikely, ever!) and the very underwhelming Metro which delivered a few bits of guided busway (but not on the corners!).

The current tram plan is shown below ...
... and the report shows purple trams on the Gloucester Road!
Local press articles are guarded.
And rightly so!
But we've been there before.
And again.
Will this time be any different?

And, ahem, when will Portishead actually happen?

Misery At Mousehole
Yesterday was the day that GoAhead replaced First Bus in Corwall. fbb has already examined the new services and found most of them to be worse than First's immediately before their departure.

But the natives are revolting.
From yesterday, Mousehole buses turn well short of Mousehole, a poor replacement for buses to the harbourside.
Here is an extract from the local news feeds.
And a rather feeble comment from GoAhead.
Buses have reached the harbour for many, many years. And for most of those many years the vehicles have been far bigger and thus better than the outgoing minibuses.
Bring back the LH!

The recent pictures show crowds waiting for the bus ...
... but a film crew often attracts more passengers than a routine bus departure!
But one thing is certain. There will be far fewer passengers for Mousehole under the pathetic GoAhead timetable.

Peterville Castle Progressive Creation
The 'Black Tower' now has its viewing gallery re-installed. Also appearing is a quaint hillside cottage. It was a gift from a chum whose father made models professionally. 

It is to 3mm scale (UK old TT scale). The idea is to experiment with "trompe l'oeil" fake perspective.

fbb also has the local ancestral hall in 2mm scale to be added somewhere. 

Currently the white cottage is glued to the backscene with land and foliage are still to be added.

Here is a view showing both the miraculously suspended cottage ...
... and the developing ancillary premises and souvenir shop all on the escarpment level. These extra buildings were small Metcalf kits supplied free with Railway Modeller.

Coming tomorrow, this:-

  Next Book Review blog : Tues 17th Feb 

Sunday, 15 February 2026

Sunday Variety

Olly Spends The Lolly!

We don't hear quite so much from South Yorkshire's Mega Metro Mayor as we do from Andy, Steve and Tracy. But, occasionally he does make some earth shattering (?) announcement. A couple of years ago, Oliver Coppard announced that buses would be fully franchised by the end of 2026.

Really?

Anyway he has had a jackpot idea.
Has nobody tried that before?
We have heard it all before. YAWN!
£800,000 for "a test".

For 800k less, fbb will do a study. 

Done it!

DRT doesn't work, is not popular with passengers and will cost shed loads of money with little or no benefit.

Almost all "revolutionary", "innovative" and "inclusive" DRT services introduced elsewhere have closed once the taxpayers significant start-up contribution runs out.

Some have been replaced by "revolutionary", "innovative" and "inclusive" normal bus services at a much lower cost to their community.

Somebody should tell Olly!

Everybody's Extremely Excited ...
... about a repainted train!
They used to look like the above. Who remembers when Virgin CrossCountry started running trains everywhere? There were, briefly, hourly trains from Birmingham to Portsmouth. 

The excessive complexity failed, mainly because of overcrowding on the 'traditional' Cross Country networks.

Virgin then begat Arriva and a repaint ...
... with matching HSTs providing much better accommodation on the core network.
But the HSTs, although popular, have been withdrawn.

Some Voyager trains have now been transferred from West Coast but overcrowding is still a problem, particularly on that busy core between Sheffield and Bristol, Manchester and Reading.

But we are not buying new trains. We are "refreshing" the old ones.

So here is an old one ...
... and here is a similar interior, 'refreshed'.
It looks like new seats, brighter lighting, new carpet and a full repaint. Nice. Ditto in First Class ...
Ditto the toilets.
King of the rail and bus video, Geoff Marshall, was particularly excited by the toilets. And the outside is repainted in the new CrossCountry livery all launched recently with much drama at Litchurch Lane, Derby.

There was a speech (brief) from the boss ...
... a bit of a refurbished trains glided through the curtain.
It is red!
It will take at least two years to do them all, by which time ...
... they will need the new and exciting GBR corporate identity.

Whilst it is great to see trains properly refurbished, what the CrossCountry network needs us more, longer trains with more luggage space and, above all, more seats to cope with demand.

More Local Control
It's a bit like DRT. As yet another franchising is an unproven and expensive craze,
And, so far at least, all we have seen elsewhere are some new buses and a lot of yellow paint!

For The Man Who Has Everything
A small flock of chickens that cluck.
Or two men in lederhosen blowing alpenhorns.
Both have real sound, but sadly, no movement. Surely the chickens should scuttle about and peck the ground whilst clucking happily. 

fbb thinks you have to be fairly static to work an alpenhorn.
You will soon need ear protectors to visit a model railway!

This is not a joke. German manufacturer Noch, purveyor of superb HO scenic models and miniature people, has just launched a range with sound.


ADVANCE NOTICE Tuesday's blog will be a book review with a subject that is very dear to fbb's heart.

Cross Country A P.S.
Those invited to Derby got posh illustrated biscuits - you could eat a refurbished Voyager!
You also got a badge.
Now those are far more exciting than the not new trains!

  Next Variety blog : Monday 16th Feb