But First, The 200 Club!
Not those who score badly at the TV game Pointless (low is good, high is bad) but folk who have been told that their bus is being withdrawn, apparently without replacement from April.
For some time now, Stagecoach have produced no printed publicity and nowhere (in print or on line) do they bother to provide a map for route 200.
So fbb has made one.If no replacement is provided, all the communities on the map above will lose their bus service - completely and utterly. Local routes exist to serve the areas north of the A45 and west of the M40, but otherwise, zilcho.
Aren't we supposed to be having "Enhanced Partnerships"; which look like "Reduction Partnerships"?
Aren't we supposed to be Building Back Better; which looks like Building Back Much Worse.
And So Back To First's fares booklet.It would be interesting, but hardly worth while, to count up how many different fares products are listed in this 40 page booklet.
Answer - a lot!
Some of them are something of a mystery to fbb. To make matters worse, there are NINE different ways of paying for your ride. with little icons next to each class of ticket. Needless to say, NONE of these methods is available for all fares types.
Confused.com.
Noting that the flat fare in Bristol is £2.20 ...... we might be interested in a "bundle" of five singles. Surely there will be a bit of discount for a bulk buy?No deal, Bristolians! Each of your five "bundled" singles will cost you exactly £2.20. So don't bother lending First Bus the £8.80! Just pay for your single journeys when you take them. Just so you know what a good deal it is, they even tell you that it works out at £2.20 a go!
The discounts do kick in, however, if you stray from boring old single tickets. A return is ...... and may be used for ANY two journeys, not just a "there and back". But a day's unlimited travel costs only £1 more than a return.But you can also buy a three day "Rover" ...... or a five day Rover ...... or a three day Rover but for non consecutive days OR a five day Rover ditto, but at the same price.
Of course, there is a weekly ticket ...... at just two quid more than the five days version.
But remember (how could you ever forget?) the 3 day and 5 days consecutive Rovers are ONLY available on the bus - whereas the 3 in 10 or the 5 in 10 are ONLY available on the App.
There will be an exam at the end of this lesson!
These deals do offer discounts, but the options are so numerous and the calculations so varied that it takes a huge amount of brain power to work out which is best.
Then seven days is £21.50 but eight days (5 days + 3 days) is £34 or (7 days plus 1 day) £27.
Then seven days is £21.50 but eight days (5 days + 3 days) is £34 or (7 days plus 1 day) £27.
A weekly Rover provides travel for £3.07 per day if you use it every day or, more likely, £3.25 a day for six day's use. The permutations are huge and must be beyond the decision making abilities of most passengers.
Even better if you buy a monthly.£78.40 divided by 31 is just £2.53 a day but only if you use it every day.
But, to help you (?) there is Tap and Cap.But, of course, (you wouldn't expect it to be simple, would you?) the various caps are more expensive than the 3, 5 and 7 day Rovers.
And you have to use the App, so you are sucked in!
Why?
Why can't you Tap and Cap on your debit card? Or can you?
fbb is now so befuddled that he cannot be sure.
But then it all goes belly-up once to get outside the Bristol OR Bath OR Weston super Mud zones. Then you are back to graded fares "from" - remember when we had fare tables.
But worry not, confused passenger, First explains it all ...... with a helpful example ...... and another helpful example ...... and a stunningly helpful diagram.So it is easy to see that the fare from City Centre The Centre (remembering that "The Centre" was "The Tramway Centre" where all the tram routes met and not necessarily the centre of Bristol) to Thornbury is ...
... what?
And an exclusive fbb video of a harassed Bristol bus passenger (Miss O'Hara from Fishponds) seeking advice from a Mr Butler (First Bus local official) after a "meet the manager" session in the Colston Hall.And, ludicrously, if you have the App (for which treatment is now available on the NHS) an over 12 mile journey will not cost you "from" £6.50 ...... but £3.70.
Good, innit?
Next book review blog : Tuesday 1st March