It's All On Line : It's Rubbish!
Readers may remember this weird picture, later repeated with the same image flipped from left to right. Well now, wherever that location might be, a place where trains can cross a major dual carriageway without track or signalling anywhere in sight, it seems to have suffered yet another disaster.
There has been a volcanic eruption!
What is more, the disaster has happened when
exactly the same cars are passing. Not only that, but most of those observing the flow of lava have nipped off, changed their clothes and returned to stand
in exactly the same places.
Remarkable!
Astute readers may also remember thus picture of a horrific train crash ...
... which showed a train that looked identical,
but in a completely different location to one published previously.
But here it the same marque of train a third time.
Clearly, this type of train is very accident prone, but so is the above location or something very like it.
But this time Miss Scantily clad was not present to enliven the picture but Mr Hi-vis vest is running along the "four foot"
in exactly the same pose. Oddly, although the location looks very similar, the bottom picture shows extra tracks have replaced a tall wall of sandstone rock face.
But surely we should be warned about travelling in these dangerous trains!
Wikipedia, accurate for once, tells is how it is!
Because of slight eyesight problems fbb has turned to YouTube for his bedtime "reading", and, more often than not, turns quickly away!
So here is a small election of YouTube "title pages" all of which have one thing in common. The incident or vehicles never appear in the subsequent video and they are never referred to in the commentary.
The images are all false.
Some may claim the images are generated by
AI -
Awful and
Insulting - but fbb knows that these are
AX,
Artificial e
Xtrapolations by clever drawing or painting software. The technology is about as Intelligent as fbb's cat, Mr Tubbles ...
... but that is an insult to Mr Tubbles; alert and decisive as ever!
Considering CarrotsWho would load "loose" carrots into a curtain sided trailer? And what breed of carrot grows as long and thick as the workman's arm?
Vlogging about LoggingComment on the above is superfluous.
Below; the driver has obviously given up or fallen to his death out of the cab leaving his load for another employee to deliver.!
It is equally dangerous to take he strain by using a train!
High Capacity Highbridge
This blog tends to concentrate on public transport for passengers. Maybe this vehicle could help with the peak hour crowds ...
... as long as there were no over bridges en route. In a similar vein, one video adulates luxury mobile homes ...
... as long as the tour avoids width and height restrictions. If the height and width bother you, you might try this chauffeur driven limo.
Is the helicopter included in the fee?
Colossal Containerisation
The vessel is called "Ever Ace" but fbb has found a better picture of the actual vessel.
Or is it?
Is the watcher of the video or the viewer of the supposedly correct lower picture, meant to believe that Evergreen have filled up their vessel with a zillion pristine containers just for the publicity photo.
This is a more realistic Evergreen picture!
Convoi Exceptionel!It is amazing how clever they are at conveying big stuff by road!
But at least there are a couple of hi-vis staff to give the tank a bit of a shove if things get tricky with the cornering!
In the picture below there would appear to be enough staff to carry the transformers!
Carry On CruisingHow clever of the naval architect to design both halves of the vessel exactly the same!
And if you don't like your port of departure ...
... just pop the ship on the back of a truck and move it to another port. A quick visual comparison suggests that either the truck driver is a super-strength giant ...
...
or the ship's passengers are all toddlers in nappies.
The Big ConferenceThe media has been reporting on the chummy get together of the Presidents of Russia, China and India held a day or so ago. The on-line media offers some insight into personal transport, sadly eschewed My Mr Modi.
But Vlad and Xi seem to be enjoying themselves in their hovering eggs.
Dashed clever. these Chinese!
They might try something with one wheel?
Or a small plane.
Dashed clever these Chinese and they can defy the Laws of Physics as well! Xi seem to be
wearing exactly the same expression in both. Perhaps he's a waxworks dummy?
fbb must try one of the three sometime.
In case you had forgotten, NONE of this transport phantasmagorical appears in any of the YouTube videos for which they provide the "title page".
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